Thursday, 15 July 2010

Epilogue: "The Winds of Fate"

[[This post comes complete with fitting music to aid your Reading pleasure]]

CLICK THE BELOW LINK AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU READ...
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/253073



"The last breath, the last post"

Your wandering around the open fields that used to house my life, dead posts lie around you, forgotten thoughts, lost memories and old images litter the floor as forgotten corpses.
The air is cool as it gently brushes up your body and across your face, its apparent that this once beautiful land is old, unforgiving and desolate.

Many moons have passed since a young man claimed these lands as his own, flourishing with ideas, with thoughts and with laughter.
Bu those days are long gone, the land lays in ruin, with no way to save it.
The land begins to crumble away falling into the abyss thats know as "the infinite space of the Internet".
People can be seen wandering like lost souls, struggling to make out how their once mighty king, Kikojui, could let this happen.

Some time passes and a thick fog descends down from the heavens, sweeping away the dead like forgotten memories in an endless sea of time.

This is the end of this world, all who remain, walk alone, only comforted by the a few glimmering posts of old, the time has come to evacuate this land, and find salvation elsewhere...


A light shines, from death comes rebirth... and from the divine awakening, comes a new hope, a new world, come, leave this empty coil of a world, and be REBORN!!

http://winds-of-fate.blogspot.com/

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Long time no see, readers...

Hi, its me again, and I promised more frequent updates but apparantly a lot like the majority of goverments today, I somehow overlooked this.

Anyway, soem of you might be aware that I have in fact just returned from the land of beautiful women, and giant men, yes thats right, Sweden.

I had a pretty good time, and will blabber on about any new adventures in my new, pirate themed Blog about adventure.. located here--->PIRATE SHIP!

Anyway, back to the home wprld, or trainer island as I call it (long MMORPG joke, read the bottom to discover what I mean*) I have to get my buisness on, and my snack on.

So today, I went about sorting out how I might project manage the few big jobs I have comming up.

Now that I'm back I can say one thing for sure, a lot has happened.

The weather has got increasingly worse, and there have been other minor but very BRITISH details that have in fact evolved during my absence. The game that I totally bum raw at the moment is called "Tera" Its a mmorpg, and yes it still relies on the female characters wearing little and acting like hookers, while the men wear too much armour and for some reason create blue glows whenever they swing a sword. But I do however like its not Fixed battlesystem and graphical beauty, paraelle to no other MMORPG on the market, so yeah, bums away.

Recently found myself Addicted to a facebook game 'resturant city' mainly because it reminded me of theme park and the graphics are relaxing, still its not healthy to play facebook games regardless of the graphics.

Halloween has passed, I was away for it for the first time in my life, I missed the dressing up but thats about it, afterall its just another corpeate nipple that we suck from...

(*Trainer Island expression:  The trainer island is a island on the MMORPG called 'Rappelz' And all new players started on this island, learning how the game is to be plaied and getting ready for the world awaiting them. The UK is a lot like this, A: its a island B: You get free health care, crime rate is low'ish, the terrain is easy to navigate, no real poisonous creatures inhabit this are, no big carnivors inhabit this area, the weather is always stable and not dangerous, not to mention living is cheap, so in life, UK is the trainer island.)

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

It's Buisness... It's Buisness Time!!!!

Today I finished rendering down and getting the company name, it's very good and quite trendy, I finished the logo, might end up re-working it again, but we shall see...
Completed the Business Card Front, going to do the back tomorrow and find GOOD quality business card printers.

Got a meeting with the business advisor Thursday next week, and also have to start planning the launch primer. This is looking good guys, Got 3- maybe 4 clients lined up, one of them is a very big job which will generate a LOT of business!!

Acquired a new ONE PAWYCE Buddy <3>
$21.000.000.00 for a gold painted flowerpot with forks for arms being sold on E-bay.PEARtatoes... and all sorts of randomness ensued.




Hopefully I'll update more, you beautiful, beautiful readers...






Also...

"I Didn't know Cambridge was there!!?!"

Monday, 21 September 2009

WTF Blogspot... WTF...

What the Fuck Blogspot, yeah! thats right I'm talking to you, I go through the effort of making a nice new title and you go and piss on my face.

First time I uploaded it it was fine, fitted perfectly, then I noticed you mashed the quality of the image, I was like, OH REALLY!?! and went into photoshop and adjusted the image quality NOTING TO DO WITH ITS SIZE!! 

Then I, and this is the kicker, accidently close photoshit without saving the image as a PSD.. I was a little annoyed but thought its ok at least I have my image, I loaded it in and you piss in my face, so I think shit, must be something I changed, nevermind I kept the orignal one that worked fine, I'll use that and skrimp on the quality (which btw you still ruined in the improved version) but no, you go and piss in my face and my mothers face as she's eating breakfast, and piss in my dads face when he is sleeping and piss in Rizel's face while he is playing monster hunter, and Piss in Kriss's face when he is just putting his moped helmet, you piss in Claire's face when she is drinking morning coffie on oh and not to mention you piss in phils face when he is making close connections to lemons and herrings.... yeah FUCK YOU BLOGSPOT!

Saturday, 19 September 2009

Penance

Another shit day, after the op my mouth has been rendered usless, I cannot eat, opening my mouth more than a few minimeters results in my stiches going tight...

So for two days now I have not eaten, I have drank lots of water etc, I can't Drink alcohol, I quit smoaking, so I can't do that... My Jade Dynisty character [MMORPG] has no money to buy heal items to lvl, my stepmania skills have vanished thanks to herion tablets [need them for pain]. Cant go outside as face is very swollen and looks like a hampster eating a lot of food, everyone has gone out drinking and left me, I have nothing to do, I would sleep but I have done that practically all day, I would have been (if not for tooth sernario) at a party with phil, but there is no chance of that... Mums sun roast, the highlight of my week, I cannot eat... I can't even have a wank, as the pills kill my sex drive.

I have no games to play, and TV is full of mind numbing spurit crushing crap.

I have... Nothing...

Next few days are really going to test me, I hate being lonley :/

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Tooth Final Boss

Got surgery on my tooth tomorrow... Not looking foward to it, but once its done its done, I hope the pain will stop and I'll be able to eat on both sides of my mouth, stop taking weird painkillers and get on with my life.

As for life, I've been writing down my plans, and then breaking them down into small sections so there is some sort of organization in this life. I plan to get the buisness up and running soon, as for what this will intail I have still got to fully decide.

I'm applying for a job at the musem doing 3D and graphical design, no idea if I will get it but not really that fuessed, I only need a job until I can afford to pay for the buisness stuff, like Idealily need enough to get my new PC up and running for recractonal use and transer all data from my mian PC and convert it into a graphical super power, remove all the clutter form it etc.  Also need ot get a few posters printed and buisness cards, as well as the website up and running.

Been Playing Jade dynisty, trying to hit lvl 60 tonight :/ easy botting really as it requires me to only by the items and tell my esper bot to kill.

Was looking at the Rpg revolution forums, seems I'm still a magazine member and one of the sites leaders informed me that I will be apart of the new magazine when its in production.

I have also got to do more work on My rpg maker VX game "A guards tale" I need to finialize the battle system before I can press onwards, once I aquire a new mouse where the Roller wheel works, I can start making the FMV sequences for my game :]

So lets just see how things go!

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

LEVEL COMPLETE!!

LEVEL COMPLETE:

RANK: B

LIVES LOST: 3

EXP BONUS: 40,000

TITLE EARNED: MA

Yeah if you had not guessed, I finally finished my MA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm really proud of myself from comming out of high school with a double C in science and my teachers telling me I'd never become anything, Now I have the highest level of education I could possibly achieve in the feild I like most, Digital Art.

It's been well 8 years since high school, and to finally end my "beginners quest" in my planned life is amazing, basically like all good MMO's I can now travel to the diffrent areas and hopefully soon enough this country and begin my true adventure.

I'd like to thank Michelle, my best friend, for having to put up with the terrible moods I've been in and for going through depression once again, I'd also like to say thanks for calling the NHS for my emergancy dental appointment at 11pm to only get the call back at 4:50 am.

Phil, from my year has basically been my personal tutor, I don't believe that he is greatly more intellegant than me BUT however he is infinatly more organized than me, and passing this course would have been 50-60 tiomes more difficult, so thanks Phil.

It seemed like my luck had gone into the minus region, and it had, everything that could have gone wrong at any point did, but I feel this was fate, giving me the hardest ride so that I would take the most away from this experience.

during this time of bad luck and sadness, I longed for company, Kriss provided me with the male company I needed he was also basically my tech support and personal advisor, he is unaware, but I'm very proud that he helped me and even more proud how much time and effoprt he personally injected, as this is normally a difficult area for him.

Female company, I had none, I spent the last year and a half bitter about the last woman thet totally used my feeling and my good nature, so I found it hard to get close to anyone really. But recently the oppisite has happoened, somehow I have managed to attract several stalkers, now this would have been great for the old me, about a year odd ago, but now, I have just built too big a wall around me. Maybe given some time, and hoping my tooth gets sorted soon I'll be of f these herion dirivative pills and my mood will be better, plus stop having halucinations and other weird side effects...

From now on I promise to update this blog at least 3 times a week...

Anyway, I've rabbled on enough, goodbye you beautiful, beautiful readers...

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!

Good morining readers...

It is I kiko here, with another update for your taste buds.

Recently I have been bogged down with uni work, and as a result, have not had much time for anything really.

9-10am Wake up

10-10:30 Eat

10:30 Go for a run / Wii fit / Weights.

12:00 Go to liburary and do uni work, check mail, kadokado.com etc
*only avalible tue/wed/fri/sat*
12:00 -2:00 (when liburary is closed) Read Books.

2:00 -5:00 (If sunny, Go and relax, sunbath etc.)

5:00-6:00 Do Rpg Maker VX Project

6:00-6:30 Eat

7:00- Get on Pc and Digitize more work

8:00-Go out, enjoy the night, drink if others are. if not see below.

8:00-10:00 Play PC games/Uni work/Art

10:00-11:00 Go for late run

12:00/1:00/2:00 Sleep



Repeat...

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

It's been a long time...

Hello dear readers, I know there... like.... probably one person.


Anyway, This is a reminder that I am here, its just that at this moment I'm in the midst of my Final project in my masters final at uni.

So yeah...


anyway....




CRAPCOM thats the new logo for the once loyal japaniese video games company, responsible for the deval may cry, resident evil and of course the Monster hunter franchise (with all its "other" products it's pratically a franchise)

This company has STILL to give its western audience the PC version of monster hunter.
A friend of mine ghosted his IP and played, he spoke a sentence of english, and was instantly banned and char deleted.
A bit Zenophobic, and this also happens on the Final Fantasy 11 Servers, where japaniese players make a black list agenst the western world, madness!!!


Anyway, yeah.... grrrr....



Oh and as far as the great warzone 2100, the wars still rage, and soooooon the new texture and game renderer will be created soon.

Saturday, 14 March 2009

GRAAAWWWLLLLL IT'S A ME!









*EDIT, YOU WILL NEED TO RIGHT CLICK AND "SAVE IMAGE AS" TO VIEW THESE BANNERS AND LOGO AS BLOGSPOT'S A DICK AND CROPS MY SHIT*
Welcome viewers.
Updates:
For Forums, that I'm currently in, Tonanitsu and RpgRpgRevolution.

NEW AVATAR!!! WOOOOO *ill have this at the start of al lthe new posts, so you can define posts by era of avatar...starting form now obviousley XD


My Entry For the Forum Logo of RpgRpgRevolution Compition. WISH ME LUUUCK!!! looks like the relentless logo ¬_¬
Today is sunny... ish, And I plan to make use of my WEIRD awakining at 8am, i watched some spongebob and poweranges YEEEAH!!! MEGA FUN... no- no ULTRAAAAA FUN!!
Anyway I have no access to the car as my flatmate michelle has taken it to london... to see a play... bit extreme if you aske me, but you did'nt.
I will HOPEFULLY be getting the internet soon, which will result in *drum roll* DAILY UPDATES!!! RAAAAGGWWW
Tempted to DDR my face off today but I still ache from taekwondo...But i'll probably end up on it.
Mark wanted to go to yarmoth but alas no car ;_;.
Plans... Well I PLAN to make a planner, so my days are more structured, and since this new awakaning I want to maximize each day.
So no more stupid lay ins, no more staying up till 4 just because I can.
I'm eating better, not smoking... still drinking but I'm poor so i cant really :)
Playing more games, and Cracking on with uni work and my two games I'm developing.
I' add support banners... they are a little big for forums, So when I get the chance, I'll resize them.


Oh, Also, if anyone who reads this, which I know is a small amount, wants to push some graphical or design work my way, feel free.
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P E A C E READERS.


Thursday, 19 February 2009

Metal Tooth Solid... And the curse of the numb face attacker...

Today readers, I was once again, awoken by the spearing pain of a raw nerve wanting attention.
My tooth to be exact...

lets jump back a little, say four days...

*Que bad blurring effect, and weird zooming graphics for flashbacks*

My tooth, oh, holy shit, it hurts...

I was just minding my own business when, BAMMO! pain, naturally after a few minutes of just repeating the same swear word, I decided to try and live with the pain.
About 6 hours later I decided that pain was for pussies and that real men solve their problems with drugs!
So after consuming some 'meds' my pain stopped.

SWEET DEAL!

but after 4 hours, the 'meds' wore off...

BAD TIMES...

So I took another hit, and continued this method until I slept, now I could have easily booked an emergency appointment with the dentist but I had guests conveniently.
So that was off the cards for four days ;_;
I repeated the pain removal method using meds, while clearly ignoring the dosage limit for each day, yes I'm aware that this method is slightly... fucking stupid, and my liver has probably lost all ability to function.
Then I booked an appointment with the dentist, the same day (yesterday) I arrived and was told that the nerve is exposed and dying, so he preformed a root fill... a painful injection later I could STILL feel everything he was doing, ouch!
sensing my considerable discomfort he injected the tooth, I moved my head slightly during this procedure, thus tipping anesthetic into my mouth and swallowing some, I followed normal protocol by unleashing a devastating 'X' and 'D' (fearing it might be my last...)
But it was ok, I had a numb throat face, and general appearance.

Anyway after suffering somewhat, I still have tooth ache, no idea how long this will last or how much more abuse my liver will accept before throwing in the towel...


:/

Peace readers...

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Fallout 3, good times, bad times... and stuff :D

well for some reason I can't upload my screenshots....


Bad times.

















Bad times

Saturday, 24 January 2009

GRAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

h e l l o m y n a m e i s k i k o j u i







i l i k e t h e s e a a n d s p a c e s i n t e x t !

Friday, 16 January 2009

S L E E P ?!

Thats right folks.
I finally got sleep.
2 days without it was very interestering indeed!!

I Can't remember chunks of the days, I slept on the bus and fell onto and asleep-an old ladys crotch. -_-

I could not drive anywhere due to frequent "hallucinatons".

And university lectures were strangley "exciting", not sure what I was seeing.

So um yeah, sleep and junk was fun, slept like a log!


*note to self*
Need to, now I have less uni work, to mod our DDR machine.
Anyone have a tutorial??


Take care you beautiful beautiful readers!

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

3 wise men, a bowel of salad, A flame thrower a pineapple and a fist full of luck... I smell a War brewing.

NEWS TODAY:

CRUMPLED FORCES RETREAT FROM WARZONE!






























A UN offical commented on the sterling efforts of Lord Kikojui, and his successful taticts in the long winded campaign in the once desolate zone of "Alpha impact" Where the first of Nexus technology was discovered, and destroyed, leaving an immense creator.
The NPG (National Protection Guard) was unable to assist Kikojui due to the previous defeat of there own forces held at the "Battle for Sandcastles" last year.
CoNE Corp's force's, felt comfortable with the new leaders abilitys and labled Kikojui as a tactic master, and counter attack specialist.
"A Battle far and wide", This was the famous quote of the now ressurected Winston Churchill as he described the great war to the press during "Beta impact".
We caught up with Kikojui in CoNE Corps HQ in "NewCaravan", CoNE Corps latest Sattalite.
When we asked if he had any technical issues he replied with "Our production facility was sabotauged by Nexus nationalist's. This created a problem as we had to revert to the old MK2 model plans for our units". So what this means to us, is that the old MK2 model tanks had only enough internal power supplies to support one primary weapon, and as your all aware, CoNE's Army relies on diverse stratagy that initialises both weapons to give units advantages over multiple tasks.
We also asked him if the rumors that the satillite station built during the campaign was in fact a weapon?
He simply replied "Nexus better hope not!".
With pressure rising and the global threat from other terroist activities, CoNE's forces will no doubt be placed in the feild soon.
With this comes great news, CoNE the NPG and the ESA (Earths Survivors Army) now claim to finally own 15% of the planets resources, and 22.5% of the total land lost during "Metal Change" two hundered years ago.

NEW THREAT? OR REVOULTIONITS'S?:

As NeoChina Attack yet another NT (Nexus Terrorists) Oil and production center, the UN call's the attack a massicare and a use of un nessecary force.
Civillian casualties rise as the oil refinary and production centers were decoys where POW's were held as production slaves, thanks to nano machines we could identify the strain to MK3 Nexus nanobots.
The World watchs on as these battles take place. UNORTHODOX NEOCHINA DESTROYS PRODUCTION CENTER

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

A horizon of sunbeams...


Over the hill a shadow removes a segment of sky, this figure slowley approaches you.


It is me, Kiko, Back from a long break.


And I brought back something I used to love but for some reason forgot.





8 bit.

The Audio, graphics and gameplay, second to none.

But I got to keep this on the low down, because those faker emo's and "scene" cults are currently obsessed with this too, but not the right reasons. yeah 8 bit is cool, but don't even talk to me unless you have seen heard and played the best.

Audio, Kirby's dreamland, some game on the amiga where you play as a little girl jumping through the forest fighting things like bees etc, switchblade, turrican 1/2, syndicate, Alien breed, second samurai, bubble bobble, any bitmap bro's game... and so on.

ok anyway, if anyone still reads this then say so, if not say so, damn webghost. OOOOHHHH

"the village?"

Thursday, 14 August 2008

Dance Dance Mega Sun Lotion

So as the DDR compitition looms over, my training has been increased to meet the demand of expectaton of my student, Mark.
His DDR skills have doubled each month of training and i am now having to speed up to keep him from my heels.

anyway I am prepared for the tournement and will give it my all... Wish me luck viewers.

Monday, 30 June 2008

Work your cares away, worry for another day...



Fuckking right bitch.


Tastes like chicken and hot monkey sweat with dancing old ladies riding inflatable wales that ressemble a microwaves insides.


Dam song should be "Work your brain away, muhhun mumhn mhu mun muhum mummun, muhmmunmum Down in fraggle rock.



So like a pedo in mothercare, its warm in here, got to go you beautiful viewers.


I has worked too hard :(


so for you.


A cheap LOL.




Ironically this is the phrase that comes from my moth the most when playing "sliding coloured cube of confusion".
peace.

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

If I have to wait another damn day...










I love monster hunter, and monster hunter 2, BUT now there is a monster hunter 2 G!!!





The "G" by the way, stands for GOOD the game looks amazing.





All it really is, is an expansion set for the game so to speak, new missions/monsters/armours/weapons and a system that lets you hire cats to fight for you!





damn... even writing about this is getting me pissed.







*above image is another reason capcom kicked it's europe audiuence right in the babymaker*

I present to you! MONSTER HUNTER FRONTEIR!!

more monsters, weps, etc but this time its a realtime MMO (use's PC's and internet to play, instead of PSP and social abilitys)

most of the good bits from frontier, made it onto monster hunter 2 G, but this is a "Asia" only game. IP's from western countries are banned from playing.

thanks Crapcom, thanks a lot.

soon there will be monster hunter movies that will only be for eastern countries and not to mention clothing, that if a westerner wears, will combust.

Crapcom.

bah.


Monday, 19 May 2008