Sunday 25 November 2007

The long awaited return of a good old friend...

yes...

A game...

INTRODUCING ALL THAT IS AWESOME!!!

R A P P E L Z !!Don't I look awesome on maximum settings :) shame the glow makes your eyes feel constantly out of focus :(


Anyway, Rappelz( http://rappelz.gpotato.com/ ) Is a sister game from the company Gala-Net, a originally Korean MMO producer, with many games on the market (Flyff, Space cowboy, Corum and so on.)

They make "ok" games that are, and this is its main selling point, FREE to play FOREVER!!!

"But how do they make there moneys?!" I hear you cry!, Well dry up those tears and absorb another amazing fact from this sage of wisdom.
They have an online shop with premium items that cost real money, but these items only enrich the feel and are not mandatory for good game play.

The game does have flaws. *Me glitch'd into my pet turtle, rightly named Godzilla*

Me glitch'd into the world... and I lost my HUD... Fantastic.

You never forget your first pet... even when its a rental and its heart fails and dies on you when you needed it the most
*note the n00b next to me laughing at my dismay, I'd say on a personal analysis of this behavior relates to the rather undersized and festering organ that graces his inner thigh*

you know what else I never forget...How this game favors America.
It's like they have korea by the balls and are saying "we want to celebrate thanks giving, now make a shitty item and sell it for ridiculous moneys...I got mine in a drop and promptly used it... it was rubbish btw.
I miss the good old days when I had friends in the game I knew in real life...
^_^
Well at least I got a pet turtle... who, for an object that has no personality, complains a lot.

It's probably for all the times I decide to go "exploring" and end up lost and surrounded by high lvl enimies, I'll normally make a break for it and leave the turtle for dead, ill get killed and he will sit on my dead body wile I shout "FUUUUUCK, RUN, RUN TURTLE YOU FUCKWIT!!!" then he will die... and some high lvl player will suddeny appear and say..."ooo thats not good"


Ironically, It the small things in life *for rappelz* that make you wanna grit your teeth and throw yourself off a bridge, where, laying at the bottom, is a new material like glass but sharper and for some reason causes more pain that humanly possible to absorb without fainting.... yeah lashings of that.

Please not the box in the left hand side of the last screenshot, thats a list of quests, I was doing the last one, when I got it I was like ooooooo *Ignoring the name and its suggestion* "I got to take this item to this NPC, wow they really know how to throw a challenge my way"


Anyway folks, Play this and send me your player name...

umm...




OH SHIT I FORGOT SOMTHING REALLY INPORTANT!
(this always happens to me, forget something vital, then bam right at the end remember it)










READY?

















You lose the game.



Wednesday 14 November 2007

The journey awaits...

An epic journey to university awaits me.

And as Phill instructed, I needed the best wit, enormous amounts of luck and of course the staple £4 for the cafe's most delicious offerings.

this will not be an easy task.

It will be as difficult, some may say, than this!!

And I'll need mad horse chopping skillz like this!!
I will meet foe's STRONGER than this fiend.And Throw ketchup sachets at people with great velocity! LIKE A NINJA!






I will need the following equipment...

WEP:
PSP(sub equipped with monster hunter2) Books and mass's of paperwork (fight off boredom and the feminist lecture lady)
Armor:
Sub framed cotton stabilizer (coat)
Money:
enough for the ride there and foodage.
Accessory:
Headphones to drown out the mulling of the bus zombies.


tomorrow will be made of much WIN!!!

Good day to you, the astute readers!
wish me luck ^_^

Monday 12 November 2007

Slave to the machine...

Me at work... I am too short to be in shot, but believe me I am there!


I as you know, work for Argos...

Argos and it's corporate dictatorship rule theses once beautiful lands with the other warlords, Tesco, Sainsburys, Asda, mcDonalds etc.

This force combined creates an insurmountable force that even scared away the gods.

They are all ruled by the overlord, an unknown entity and with powers beyond imagination.

I, myself work under the Argos warlord, her oppression and tyranny have lead me to work as a slave, feeding the machine thats hunger grows daily.

Wednesday 7 November 2007

Another shit day.

Just another shit day.







Saturday 3 November 2007

This post was only slightly overdue.

ok, it's been a while eh?!

How are YOU!

yes you, the ever astute reader.

good I hope!

Well recently a LOT more has happened.

I'll bullet point these little beauty's.

1. Recently been working in the warehouse of my local Argos...
I am not saying for a second that I am more qualified or intellectual then the "management" division, But I do however think I could run that place a LOT better, the stock system is about 10 years out of date. The system requires us (warehouse guys) to unload the 15 ton's or so of stock (daily) unpack the stock cages, note(on a paper sheet) the amount we counted of each stock and compare this to the invoice, then transport this stock and place it in it's locations.
it's far, far quicker to use a barcode reader and beep off each box... anyway, not to mention the poor leadership management, where the leaders of sections are the people you NEVER actually see.

2.The adjustment of waking at 5-6 am from my normal comfy 9-10am is difficult.

3. Finding time for uni work is difficult, on my degree course i'd spent 3-6 hours a day of solid working, now i am lucky to get 1-2.

4.More importantly, finding time for myself seems to have disappeared completely. seems the older we get, the less we care about ourself, maybe it's just me who knows.

5.About a week ago I was pretty seriously ill (by my standards, theres obviously lots worse, I mean this is coming from someone who never took a day off work and had a almost flawless school attendance).
Doctors were not sure what was wrong with me, Strong chest pains, shortness of breath, and the worst of all (for me) Constant sickness whenever I ate. which led to a total of 8 days of not eating at all.
Apparently this was all due to stress.

6.My personal life has been up in the air and finally landed face down.

7.I still not got a car, just borrowing a friends at this moment.

8.Possibility of getting a flat (YAHOO) this would mean lots of drinking and lots of being away from my prison, oops sorry I was trying to type home.
The above image is a visual representation of me doing my best to fit in, I am the younger one, with no apparent skin color or morals.


9. The odd one out.

At uni, in my class, it's safe to say there is an age gap not sure how much nor do I really care, but there are other differences from background to personal culture. I am really finding it hard to fit in at this moment. I guess I have always been one to block out most people I don't often get close to people, but when I do I make friends for life and I am very loyal. so it's not all bad.
I am sure there will be a time when I bond with someone there (other than Phil as I spent the last 3 years with him:) )
There are a couple of students there I'd like to get to know, but again it's the wall i make that stops me getting to people easily.


but other than that life is ok, I bought my first video game since monster hunter 2. Lost planet, ill let you know if its as good as it looks.

peace.