The Fallen king...

Yes... Thats right folks, I got my own place!!!

sharing with a flat mate or how else could I afford it :(

This is, for now until I upload pics, an accurate vgersion of my "Castle"

Adults only please :P

Soon there will be pics but until then you will just have to make do!

The long awaited return of a good old friend...

yes...

A game...

INTRODUCING ALL THAT IS AWESOME!!!

R A P P E L Z !!Don't I look awesome on maximum settings :) shame the glow makes your eyes feel constantly out of focus :(


Anyway, Rappelz( http://rappelz.gpotato.com/ ) Is a sister game from the company Gala-Net, a originally Korean MMO producer, with many games on the market (Flyff, Space cowboy, Corum and so on.)

They make "ok" games that are, and this is its main selling point, FREE to play FOREVER!!!

"But how do they make there moneys?!" I hear you cry!, Well dry up those tears and absorb another amazing fact from this sage of wisdom.
They have an online shop with premium items that cost real money, but these items only enrich the feel and are not mandatory for good game play.

The game does have flaws. *Me glitch'd into my pet turtle, rightly named Godzilla*

Me glitch'd into the world... and I lost my HUD... Fantastic.

You never forget your first pet... even when its a rental and its heart fails and dies on you when you needed it the most
*note the n00b next to me laughing at my dismay, I'd say on a personal analysis of this behavior relates to the rather undersized and festering organ that graces his inner thigh*

you know what else I never forget...How this game favors America.
It's like they have korea by the balls and are saying "we want to celebrate thanks giving, now make a shitty item and sell it for ridiculous moneys...I got mine in a drop and promptly used it... it was rubbish btw.
I miss the good old days when I had friends in the game I knew in real life...
^_^
Well at least I got a pet turtle... who, for an object that has no personality, complains a lot.

It's probably for all the times I decide to go "exploring" and end up lost and surrounded by high lvl enimies, I'll normally make a break for it and leave the turtle for dead, ill get killed and he will sit on my dead body wile I shout "FUUUUUCK, RUN, RUN TURTLE YOU FUCKWIT!!!" then he will die... and some high lvl player will suddeny appear and say..."ooo thats not good"


Ironically, It the small things in life *for rappelz* that make you wanna grit your teeth and throw yourself off a bridge, where, laying at the bottom, is a new material like glass but sharper and for some reason causes more pain that humanly possible to absorb without fainting.... yeah lashings of that.

Please not the box in the left hand side of the last screenshot, thats a list of quests, I was doing the last one, when I got it I was like ooooooo *Ignoring the name and its suggestion* "I got to take this item to this NPC, wow they really know how to throw a challenge my way"


Anyway folks, Play this and send me your player name...

umm...




OH SHIT I FORGOT SOMTHING REALLY INPORTANT!
(this always happens to me, forget something vital, then bam right at the end remember it)










READY?

















You lose the game.

The journey awaits...

An epic journey to university awaits me.

And as Phill instructed, I needed the best wit, enormous amounts of luck and of course the staple £4 for the cafe's most delicious offerings.

this will not be an easy task.

It will be as difficult, some may say, than this!!

And I'll need mad horse chopping skillz like this!!

I will meet foe's STRONGER than this fiend.And Throw ketchup sachets at people with great velocity! LIKE A NINJA!

I will need the following equipment...

WEP:
PSP(sub equipped with monster hunter2) Books and mass's of paperwork (fight off boredom and the feminist lecture lady)
Armor:
Sub framed cotton stabilizer (coat)
Money:
enough for the ride there and foodage.
Accessory:
Headphones to drown out the mulling of the bus zombies.


tomorrow will be made of much WIN!!!

Good day to you, the astute readers!
wish me luck ^_^

Slave to the machine...

Me at work... I am too short to be in shot, but believe me I am there!


I as you know, work for Argos...

Argos and it's corporate dictatorship rule theses once beautiful lands with the other warlords, Tesco, Sainsburys, Asda, mcDonalds etc.

This force combined creates an insurmountable force that even scared away the gods.

They are all ruled by the overlord, an unknown entity and with powers beyond imagination.

I, myself work under the Argos warlord, her oppression and tyranny have lead me to work as a slave, feeding the machine thats hunger grows daily.

Another shit day.

Just another shit day.

This post was only slightly overdue.

ok, it's been a while eh?!

How are YOU!

yes you, the ever astute reader.

good I hope!

Well recently a LOT more has happened.

I'll bullet point these little beauty's.

1. Recently been working in the warehouse of my local Argos...
I am not saying for a second that I am more qualified or intellectual then the "management" division, But I do however think I could run that place a LOT better, the stock system is about 10 years out of date. The system requires us (warehouse guys) to unload the 15 ton's or so of stock (daily) unpack the stock cages, note(on a paper sheet) the amount we counted of each stock and compare this to the invoice, then transport this stock and place it in it's locations.
it's far, far quicker to use a barcode reader and beep off each box... anyway, not to mention the poor leadership management, where the leaders of sections are the people you NEVER actually see.

2.The adjustment of waking at 5-6 am from my normal comfy 9-10am is difficult.

3. Finding time for uni work is difficult, on my degree course i'd spent 3-6 hours a day of solid working, now i am lucky to get 1-2.

4.More importantly, finding time for myself seems to have disappeared completely. seems the older we get, the less we care about ourself, maybe it's just me who knows.

5.About a week ago I was pretty seriously ill (by my standards, theres obviously lots worse, I mean this is coming from someone who never took a day off work and had a almost flawless school attendance).
Doctors were not sure what was wrong with me, Strong chest pains, shortness of breath, and the worst of all (for me) Constant sickness whenever I ate. which led to a total of 8 days of not eating at all.
Apparently this was all due to stress.

6.My personal life has been up in the air and finally landed face down.

7.I still not got a car, just borrowing a friends at this moment.

8.Possibility of getting a flat (YAHOO) this would mean lots of drinking and lots of being away from my prison, oops sorry I was trying to type home.
The above image is a visual representation of me doing my best to fit in, I am the younger one, with no apparent skin color or morals.


9. The odd one out.

At uni, in my class, it's safe to say there is an age gap not sure how much nor do I really care, but there are other differences from background to personal culture. I am really finding it hard to fit in at this moment. I guess I have always been one to block out most people I don't often get close to people, but when I do I make friends for life and I am very loyal. so it's not all bad.
I am sure there will be a time when I bond with someone there (other than Phil as I spent the last 3 years with him:) )
There are a couple of students there I'd like to get to know, but again it's the wall i make that stops me getting to people easily.


but other than that life is ok, I bought my first video game since monster hunter 2. Lost planet, ill let you know if its as good as it looks.

peace.

The Talk about my death was highly overatted...

yes thats right viewers...

Apparantly, I am dead.

How I'd Imagine my gave's may look like, one for each severed limb.

This all came about when i had the great pleaseure of writing off my car on monday night..

(This is purly a visual representation of my car doing its best inpression of working perfectly *Stole that off Phil* Ironically, even in the state that car is in that pic, it is still a better looking car than mine before I crashed it collided with that "other" car)

So, soon after, the rumor truck pulled up in lie's ville and before I knew it I was apparantly "dead"

I'll have you know I am living till 120, so this was OBVIOUSLY a lie.

anyway... I am alive...

So meh...

RF ONLINE!!

I made this image, and it was supposed to be really funny, but alas, this blogger smite'd me by resizing the image to a size where the text is now unreadable.

Basically, I was having an argument with an NPC simply because he was korean, yes the private server I play this on is korean, so i can't even finish my quests as there in korean, plus the tutorial consisted of korean...

Basically, any information available to me was in korean, and to top it, a mech of awesomeness was like "n00bs, you gotta love um".


anyway i have started playing this game, just because I always wanted to...

anyway now off..

Got work tomorrow ^_-

The day EPIC WIN flew by...

First of all...

Drum roll please...

YES THATS RIGHT I GOT A JOB!!!

Its a warehouse job, mainly manual labor which is good, I'd like to flex my guns.

Secondly, i got to wear my suit, dubbed, "the lady killer" I don't normally blow my own tune but man, this suit, i was even attracted to my reflection.

Best bit was, I was interviewed by two ladies, and thanks to the suit and my +400 chraisma, i landed the job.

VICTORY FOR THE UNDERDOG!!!

ok time to party.

*raves out*
*rocks out*
*Break dances*
*flails*

Ok I am done now.

so I shall be nice and let you listen to one of my current favorite songs/music videos, yeah I know, I am amazing :P

Good weather, Good day.

Today, i woke at about 11:45 am, yeah i know, LAZY.

I got a message form a company regarding possible work, which is weird as i was watching outlaw star and i remember the quote "its fine work will come my way when its ready", i was like yeah it would be good for that to happen.


*outlaw star, probably one of the most awesome anime's ever made, go to www.alloftv.net, and look for it under anime, its all 26 episodes streamed off that one site ^_-*



then Bam, RPG conveniently, i got an interview tomorrow *cool because I get to wear my lady killer suit, and i hear its a female doing the interview, so time to work that charm and charisma.

I bought the nessecary materials to make an 8ft sword today too, going to make it later, ill post a pic of the finished product.

for now peace.

As one day fades to another.

I have noticed something, even though its always been obvious its not really noticeable unless you pull a few all nighters in a row.

Days don't really end. I know, its an obvious fact, but there is always something going on wile we sleep, and sleep indicates to us that this day is over and when you wake its the next day.

many times i come to this same conclusion, we do all believe that are life is segmented by days, months and years, when really its all just one long grind.

weird huh, i guess as humans we find comfort in thinking that our life has a pause mode at night, and also that at night nothing can happen to us because we are no longer awake.

just thought i'd point that out.

WHAT THE HELL!!!

TANK CAT IS NOT AMUSED!!

worship him!!

I once knew a tank cat... he was a legend.

wonderfull...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-IKFBkOJciw

XD

Hello world!!

first up.

face.

second up.

how are you readers?

as bored as possible, hah been there.
hopefully i got something interesting planned at the weekend, lets just see how all that fonizzle shit hits that can lid?

man i have no idea what i am typing anymore.

so why bother i hear you ask?

no idea... just do and I WILL TYPE!!

YES

I DID EAT THAT FUCKING DOUGH NUT AND I KNOW HOW THAT CAT GOT IN THE BIN! but i ain't telling.


anyway, as is a frog in a blender, lets rap this up.

a feeling of weirdness has enveloped this smidgen of a fucking existence, and now its time to fight back *grabs a beer*.

Raise a glass for the underdog, and pray for the safe return of that forgotten hero... what ever he was called, we shall dine in hell and mark that oven dish with the grease of a thousand lost dreams and cook the souls of all those that tried and fail'd hard.

this is our stand, our fight and it's gonna be my damn beer.

so, like a scrotum, here it is in a nut shell.

F A C E C A K E S

Why I have not been updating for a wile.

You May, or may not, have been wondering why I have not posted in a good while.

There are several factors to the slowing down of progress reports to you guys, the viewers.


Recently i have undertaken several projects 3D and 2D that have consumed a lot of my ever diminishing time.

Plus there were a few festivals and con's that too required my time and devotion to the highly practiced art of drunkenness.

NOT to mention that currently i am living away form home (as I was Exiled from that land a week or two back).

So now i live as a recluse with a local hermit.
He took me in and now i am subjected to every possible form of mental torture as i live out my remaining days.

Its ok, there are many advantages to being in my position.

1. Doing anything becomes 1000X harder.

2. No alone time.

3. Comfortable sofas, I mean beds are SO overrated.

4. Lack of food had made me a lot thinner, so thats always food (Size Zero here i come)


5. I have time to sit here and write my blog ^_^.

So now I am jobless, homeless and very very bed less.
I look forward to getting a job so that i can keep my mind from wandering from thought to thought about post modern feminism and planetary destruction.

so yeah, life is good.

I have to go now, i have nothing better to do but I may as well just sit and fester on this sofa and imagine that there may well be better days to come.

Also i have a feeling that this is not the bottom of the life pit yet, theres a little part of me bracing myself for some serious impact related damage.

Koi is IMMORTAL!

Ok...

To clear this up as easily as possible, Koi is NOT dead...

why...

No idea, he is there... alive...again...

And apparently the Koi can fuse with water itself and become invisible.

...six damn days

Koi is dead...

I got one for 40 big ones and he lasted six days... thats longer than the goldfish i won on a fair.

found the tail of this mofo floating around in the pond(as oppose to where?!)

the culprit.


I bloody hate that bird...

now i got to get rid of all this negative karma.

Koi's R us

yup thats a real name of a real shop, selling Koi carp, I am heading off there shortly to aquire a pet on the same thinking wavelength as me, yes a fish.


so...

Fisshy crackers all round boys and girls

~DDR~

DDR (Dance Dance Revolution for those unaware)
is one of my physical hobbies that i endure.

Today I finally passed a song called "paranoia Survivor max" on the setting Heavy.

w00t for me... I'd been trying to do it all last week too -_-

Tried the Oni version but was rolled up and tossed aside. So more learning. Once i achieve it i will have a 100% clear on all 8th extreme mix songs, funny as it took me 2 years to do that on the 5th mix back in the day, and i have only had the 8th mix since well last month ^ ^
aaaaaaaanyway, heading out again on an adventure maybe.
cya.

Three men and a gun could not put it together.

HAHA

Day two in this riducluls blog thingy... As much as I love ranting, i got a little bit of praising to do today.

Dan Fox... A student on my course has today, sat (out of his own time) and helped me do my entire scenes lighting rigg and display systems, wile giving friendly and usfull advice on the procedings of my project... basically he is filling that massive void that would normally be filled with lectures... enought on that front.


Anyway without this guy, i'd have trouble keeping my head out of the water. so many thankies to you dude *salute*.

MORE NOISE!!

Its another day in the desert BUT to my suprise the drilling has actually stopped!
...
and been replaced with a new faster lower frequency one... sounds like what i'd envison hell to sound like (minus the cheeky girls).

Work wise...
I am on track i think.

OH and finally after two solid days of trying to learn the new maya plugin shave... finally i got it working YAY

I almost thought about using my monitor as device that i could drop out the window on the drill guy... but lucky for him i cracked it so that diffussed a lot of stress..

HEALTH CHECK!

yeah i have lost like a stone in like 2 weeks... not really sure why...
BUUUT i have given up fizzy drinks(beer maybe be fizzy but it is not a mere DRINK!!)


anyway, weekend, trampolienes and the smell of fresh victory all await me. chow.

I hate so many things about maya.

Today was another wasted effort on the work front.

As I once again slumped into the pre heated desert chair of heat based doom, I came to realise a very inportant factor regarding my whereabouts in life.

Again, for the... oh wait i cant remember... well anyway apparently there has to be a guy outside our room with a nematic drill playing speed core wile blowing a whistle... I over heard some guy as he was talking about how if he was to ever stop wile i am there the world would implode.(But then again the guys that often go to churchills are a little...tapped.

so we have a fantastic mix of work related stress, drilling, 70000000000000000000 degree tempratures and on top of that idiots that pretend there on the course wile all the time complaining about how bad the course is.... grow up and grow balls, if we were spoon fed as much as them we would not be in our mess, but at least we accept the fact.

anyway... maya sucks, i am half a day behind my schedule... soon the prelude of destruction will become apparant and all those that made a stand will be tested.