You Fuckking What?!

Yeah thats right, you heard.


I HATE ARMOURED CORE :(

...

I LOVE ARMOURED CORE!!

¬_¬

I am at uni atm, checking mail etc, I decided to go to mc donalds, don't ask why as I am totally unsure myself, maybe some suttle propaganda "influenced" me... who knows.

Anyway man it sucked a cat's testie.

Someone had apparantly got confused and instead of saturating my food with fat, it was apparantly dropped into a vat of salt and pepper, no joke, it was a black burger, and it was not from burning, pure pepper, totally rendering it un eatable (for a normal man).
I pushed the boundrys of tourture and ate it.
Fuckking gross.
Never again.
ever.
r.


Sweet mother of pear, it's 4:15!! I got like 5 mins to a meeting.

Then I go pick jackus up, slap him about and drive him home where I shall shackle him and put an apple in his mouth...

Peace.

You beautiful beautiful readers ;)

Good MORNING VIETNAM!!... Oh? afternoon is it eh?

Recently, through several way's, I have managed to trick my body into waking up at stupid'o clock but not the am kind.

12 and 1 pm seem to be the favourites.

So tomorrow I am setting my alarm for 9am, I aim by next week to naturally wake at 8:30am that would totally rule.

W-W-W-W-W-WICKED SICK!!!

Next up is my buisness... I really have got to knuckle down and get this prep work done -_-;

I have also noticed, since this year all my sentences have been getting more and more spaced apart. Why the fuck have I been doing this.

I'll tell you.

(FUUUCCK DID IT AGAIN)

UNINTERNET syndrome.

Slowley but surley I have been shutting down my 1337 net skills (not that I had any but meh)

So as time goes on Ill space these more and more apart until I use a page a sentence.

Ok... Feel a bit better now, kinda.

BRAIN BLEEDINLG DIFFICULT!!

unaccetable.

Why I am Actually A Douch...But soon to be Awsome, so the balance is restored.

Greetings It is me again... Of coirse, I mean who else would you have been expecting to hear from on here?

Well, It has come to my attention that I am actually A Douch. Fact.

I'll Explain, I have a handfull of contacts that I regulaly Talk with on MSN.

Two of them are hot, and the fact I am not talking to these people makes me a douch.

Anyway Also I Fuckking Miss rappelz, Youtube, 4chan*shudders*, Chating on msn, downloading shit, watching shit, Animethat.com, ebaumsworld.com, newgrounds.com, Rpgpalace, Capcom Monsterhunter forums, forums, porn and um, Arranging Wicked sick meet up's with some of my contacts.

Basicly, I miss the net.

So...

I plan to get it like A.S.A.P I am going to phone for it today. :)

So I'l be on again soon :)

:)<------ *that one was for fun*

Ok, Now Once I have got nets I'll be offically Awsome!!! nice eh?!

Right, I am off now

Got to go see God and negotiate a broadband package I can afford :P

Ill contact him once I scale this damn ladder...

Oh And Toko Is Looming over the horizon.... 4 Days of awsome await...

Live for the life not the moment... 3 mins to shutdown.

Ok only got a small amount of time before it happens...

Just thought I'd say hi and I love you all :)

anyway, it draws near and I only have this chance until I get the oppitunity to see you face to face in the other world.

Stay vigilant Readers...


Peace...

A few good men and a few good days...

A couple of days ago i had a visitor (Rizel) for 4 days of mayhem and fun.this became an epic 4 days of sleeping and just chillaxing to the max!
then a couple of days later, I had both the legandary Jackus and rizel at the same time!!!
this became EPIC forest wandering, tree felling, ropeswinging, Ragnarok learning 3 days of Epic win.
I only hope I get more visitors soon...

Soon my pretty's... Very Very soon...

Long time no.... post

Hello my astute readers.

first of all, happy new year!!!

I spent mine playing cards in a poory lit room.

losing chips and sanity.

annnyway after hording kills for the "loot" I have finally saved up enough to buy this bad boy.

God smiled and all was right with the world.

oh I still have the worst luck ever, but at least I can now take super awsome pics about it XD.

So, today I will be taking images of the flat and maybe myself, if your lucky :P

Hopefully I will have the much needed tech support from a good friend of mine called "jackusuperawsomevertimeatragnarokonline"

he will hopefully be all I need ot have my private RO server up and running.

anyone interested in joining the server, please feel free to email me or something as only a very tiny percent of my readers actually use blogspot, tisk tisk.

right gtg now and harrass a friend and get my pics done.

CHOW!!

I fucking miss rappelz ;_;

The Fallen king...

Yes... Thats right folks, I got my own place!!!

sharing with a flat mate or how else could I afford it :(

This is, for now until I upload pics, an accurate vgersion of my "Castle"

Adults only please :P

Soon there will be pics but until then you will just have to make do!

The long awaited return of a good old friend...

yes...

A game...

INTRODUCING ALL THAT IS AWESOME!!!

R A P P E L Z !!Don't I look awesome on maximum settings :) shame the glow makes your eyes feel constantly out of focus :(


Anyway, Rappelz( http://rappelz.gpotato.com/ ) Is a sister game from the company Gala-Net, a originally Korean MMO producer, with many games on the market (Flyff, Space cowboy, Corum and so on.)

They make "ok" games that are, and this is its main selling point, FREE to play FOREVER!!!

"But how do they make there moneys?!" I hear you cry!, Well dry up those tears and absorb another amazing fact from this sage of wisdom.
They have an online shop with premium items that cost real money, but these items only enrich the feel and are not mandatory for good game play.

The game does have flaws. *Me glitch'd into my pet turtle, rightly named Godzilla*

Me glitch'd into the world... and I lost my HUD... Fantastic.

You never forget your first pet... even when its a rental and its heart fails and dies on you when you needed it the most
*note the n00b next to me laughing at my dismay, I'd say on a personal analysis of this behavior relates to the rather undersized and festering organ that graces his inner thigh*

you know what else I never forget...How this game favors America.
It's like they have korea by the balls and are saying "we want to celebrate thanks giving, now make a shitty item and sell it for ridiculous moneys...I got mine in a drop and promptly used it... it was rubbish btw.
I miss the good old days when I had friends in the game I knew in real life...
^_^
Well at least I got a pet turtle... who, for an object that has no personality, complains a lot.

It's probably for all the times I decide to go "exploring" and end up lost and surrounded by high lvl enimies, I'll normally make a break for it and leave the turtle for dead, ill get killed and he will sit on my dead body wile I shout "FUUUUUCK, RUN, RUN TURTLE YOU FUCKWIT!!!" then he will die... and some high lvl player will suddeny appear and say..."ooo thats not good"


Ironically, It the small things in life *for rappelz* that make you wanna grit your teeth and throw yourself off a bridge, where, laying at the bottom, is a new material like glass but sharper and for some reason causes more pain that humanly possible to absorb without fainting.... yeah lashings of that.

Please not the box in the left hand side of the last screenshot, thats a list of quests, I was doing the last one, when I got it I was like ooooooo *Ignoring the name and its suggestion* "I got to take this item to this NPC, wow they really know how to throw a challenge my way"


Anyway folks, Play this and send me your player name...

umm...




OH SHIT I FORGOT SOMTHING REALLY INPORTANT!
(this always happens to me, forget something vital, then bam right at the end remember it)










READY?

















You lose the game.

The journey awaits...

An epic journey to university awaits me.

And as Phill instructed, I needed the best wit, enormous amounts of luck and of course the staple £4 for the cafe's most delicious offerings.

this will not be an easy task.

It will be as difficult, some may say, than this!!

And I'll need mad horse chopping skillz like this!!

I will meet foe's STRONGER than this fiend.And Throw ketchup sachets at people with great velocity! LIKE A NINJA!

I will need the following equipment...

WEP:
PSP(sub equipped with monster hunter2) Books and mass's of paperwork (fight off boredom and the feminist lecture lady)
Armor:
Sub framed cotton stabilizer (coat)
Money:
enough for the ride there and foodage.
Accessory:
Headphones to drown out the mulling of the bus zombies.


tomorrow will be made of much WIN!!!

Good day to you, the astute readers!
wish me luck ^_^