Saturday, 24 January 2009

GRAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

h e l l o m y n a m e i s k i k o j u i







i l i k e t h e s e a a n d s p a c e s i n t e x t !

Friday, 16 January 2009

S L E E P ?!

Thats right folks.
I finally got sleep.
2 days without it was very interestering indeed!!

I Can't remember chunks of the days, I slept on the bus and fell onto and asleep-an old ladys crotch. -_-

I could not drive anywhere due to frequent "hallucinatons".

And university lectures were strangley "exciting", not sure what I was seeing.

So um yeah, sleep and junk was fun, slept like a log!


*note to self*
Need to, now I have less uni work, to mod our DDR machine.
Anyone have a tutorial??


Take care you beautiful beautiful readers!

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

3 wise men, a bowel of salad, A flame thrower a pineapple and a fist full of luck... I smell a War brewing.

NEWS TODAY:

CRUMPLED FORCES RETREAT FROM WARZONE!






























A UN offical commented on the sterling efforts of Lord Kikojui, and his successful taticts in the long winded campaign in the once desolate zone of "Alpha impact" Where the first of Nexus technology was discovered, and destroyed, leaving an immense creator.
The NPG (National Protection Guard) was unable to assist Kikojui due to the previous defeat of there own forces held at the "Battle for Sandcastles" last year.
CoNE Corp's force's, felt comfortable with the new leaders abilitys and labled Kikojui as a tactic master, and counter attack specialist.
"A Battle far and wide", This was the famous quote of the now ressurected Winston Churchill as he described the great war to the press during "Beta impact".
We caught up with Kikojui in CoNE Corps HQ in "NewCaravan", CoNE Corps latest Sattalite.
When we asked if he had any technical issues he replied with "Our production facility was sabotauged by Nexus nationalist's. This created a problem as we had to revert to the old MK2 model plans for our units". So what this means to us, is that the old MK2 model tanks had only enough internal power supplies to support one primary weapon, and as your all aware, CoNE's Army relies on diverse stratagy that initialises both weapons to give units advantages over multiple tasks.
We also asked him if the rumors that the satillite station built during the campaign was in fact a weapon?
He simply replied "Nexus better hope not!".
With pressure rising and the global threat from other terroist activities, CoNE's forces will no doubt be placed in the feild soon.
With this comes great news, CoNE the NPG and the ESA (Earths Survivors Army) now claim to finally own 15% of the planets resources, and 22.5% of the total land lost during "Metal Change" two hundered years ago.

NEW THREAT? OR REVOULTIONITS'S?:

As NeoChina Attack yet another NT (Nexus Terrorists) Oil and production center, the UN call's the attack a massicare and a use of un nessecary force.
Civillian casualties rise as the oil refinary and production centers were decoys where POW's were held as production slaves, thanks to nano machines we could identify the strain to MK3 Nexus nanobots.
The World watchs on as these battles take place. UNORTHODOX NEOCHINA DESTROYS PRODUCTION CENTER

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

A horizon of sunbeams...


Over the hill a shadow removes a segment of sky, this figure slowley approaches you.


It is me, Kiko, Back from a long break.


And I brought back something I used to love but for some reason forgot.





8 bit.

The Audio, graphics and gameplay, second to none.

But I got to keep this on the low down, because those faker emo's and "scene" cults are currently obsessed with this too, but not the right reasons. yeah 8 bit is cool, but don't even talk to me unless you have seen heard and played the best.

Audio, Kirby's dreamland, some game on the amiga where you play as a little girl jumping through the forest fighting things like bees etc, switchblade, turrican 1/2, syndicate, Alien breed, second samurai, bubble bobble, any bitmap bro's game... and so on.

ok anyway, if anyone still reads this then say so, if not say so, damn webghost. OOOOHHHH

"the village?"

Thursday, 14 August 2008

Dance Dance Mega Sun Lotion

So as the DDR compitition looms over, my training has been increased to meet the demand of expectaton of my student, Mark.
His DDR skills have doubled each month of training and i am now having to speed up to keep him from my heels.

anyway I am prepared for the tournement and will give it my all... Wish me luck viewers.

Monday, 30 June 2008

Work your cares away, worry for another day...



Fuckking right bitch.


Tastes like chicken and hot monkey sweat with dancing old ladies riding inflatable wales that ressemble a microwaves insides.


Dam song should be "Work your brain away, muhhun mumhn mhu mun muhum mummun, muhmmunmum Down in fraggle rock.



So like a pedo in mothercare, its warm in here, got to go you beautiful viewers.


I has worked too hard :(


so for you.


A cheap LOL.




Ironically this is the phrase that comes from my moth the most when playing "sliding coloured cube of confusion".
peace.

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

If I have to wait another damn day...










I love monster hunter, and monster hunter 2, BUT now there is a monster hunter 2 G!!!





The "G" by the way, stands for GOOD the game looks amazing.





All it really is, is an expansion set for the game so to speak, new missions/monsters/armours/weapons and a system that lets you hire cats to fight for you!





damn... even writing about this is getting me pissed.







*above image is another reason capcom kicked it's europe audiuence right in the babymaker*

I present to you! MONSTER HUNTER FRONTEIR!!

more monsters, weps, etc but this time its a realtime MMO (use's PC's and internet to play, instead of PSP and social abilitys)

most of the good bits from frontier, made it onto monster hunter 2 G, but this is a "Asia" only game. IP's from western countries are banned from playing.

thanks Crapcom, thanks a lot.

soon there will be monster hunter movies that will only be for eastern countries and not to mention clothing, that if a westerner wears, will combust.

Crapcom.

bah.


Monday, 19 May 2008

Hi you beautiful beautiful readers, i am back ;)

I am back readers...

Hi you beautiful beautiful readers, i am back ;)

its me, Boo!

Back for another round, been a little up in the air but I promise I will return.