The Kikojui Times

Epilogue: "The Winds of Fate"

2010-07-15T15:30:00.000-07:00

[[This post comes complete with fitting music to aid your Reading pleasure]]

CLICK THE BELOW LINK AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU READ...
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"The last breath, the last post"

Your wandering around the open fields that used to house my life, dead posts lie around you, forgotten thoughts, lost memories and old images litter the floor as forgotten corpses.
The air is cool as it gently brushes up your body and across your face, its apparent that this once beautiful land is old, unforgiving and desolate.

Many moons have passed since a young man claimed these lands as his own, flourishing with ideas, with thoughts and with laughter.
Bu those days are long gone, the land lays in ruin, with no way to save it.
The land begins to crumble away falling into the abyss thats know as "the infinite space of the Internet".
People can be seen wandering like lost souls, struggling to make out how their once mighty king, Kikojui, could let this happen.

Some time passes and a thick fog descends down from the heavens, sweeping away the dead like forgotten memories in an endless sea of time.

This is the end of this world, all who remain, walk alone, only comforted by the a few glimmering posts of old, the time has come to evacuate this land, and find salvation elsewhere...

A light shines, from death comes rebirth... and from the divine awakening, comes a new hope, a new world, come, leave this empty coil of a world, and be REBORN!!

http://winds-of-fate.blogspot.com/

Long time no see, readers...

2009-11-05T11:53:00.000-08:00

Hi, its me again, and I promised more frequent updates but apparantly a lot like the majority of goverments today, I somehow overlooked this.

Anyway, soem of you might be aware that I have in fact just returned from the land of beautiful women, and giant men, yes thats right, Sweden.

I had a pretty good time, and will blabber on about any new adventures in my new, pirate themed Blog about adventure.. located here--->PIRATE SHIP!

Anyway, back to the home wprld, or trainer island as I call it (long MMORPG joke, read the bottom to discover what I mean*) I have to get my buisness on, and my snack on.

So today, I went about sorting out how I might project manage the few big jobs I have comming up.

Now that I'm back I can say one thing for sure, a lot has happened.

The weather has got increasingly worse, and there have been other minor but very BRITISH details that have in fact evolved during my absence. The game that I totally bum raw at the moment is called "Tera" Its a mmorpg, and yes it still relies on the female characters wearing little and acting like hookers, while the men wear too much armour and for some reason create blue glows whenever they swing a sword. But I do however like its not Fixed battlesystem and graphical beauty, paraelle to no other MMORPG on the market, so yeah, bums away.

Recently found myself Addicted to a facebook game 'resturant city' mainly because it reminded me of theme park and the graphics are relaxing, still its not healthy to play facebook games regardless of the graphics.

Halloween has passed, I was away for it for the first time in my life, I missed the dressing up but thats about it, afterall its just another corpeate nipple that we suck from...

(*Trainer Island expression: The trainer island is a island on the MMORPG called 'Rappelz' And all new players started on this island, learning how the game is to be plaied and getting ready for the world awaiting them. The UK is a lot like this, A: its a island B: You get free health care, crime rate is low'ish, the terrain is easy to navigate, no real poisonous creatures inhabit this are, no big carnivors inhabit this area, the weather is always stable and not dangerous, not to mention living is cheap, so in life, UK is the trainer island.)

It's Buisness... It's Buisness Time!!!!

2009-09-30T17:34:00.000-07:00

Today I finished rendering down and getting the company name, it's very good and quite trendy, I finished the logo, might end up re-working it again, but we shall see...

Completed the Business Card Front, going to do the back tomorrow and find GOOD quality business card printers.

Got a meeting with the business advisor Thursday next week, and also have to start planning the launch primer. This is looking good guys, Got 3- maybe 4 clients lined up, one of them is a very big job which will generate a LOT of business!!

Acquired a new ONE PAWYCE Buddy <3>

$21.000.000.00 for a gold painted flowerpot with forks for arms being sold on E-bay.PEARtatoes... and all sorts of randomness ensued.

Hopefully I'll update more, you beautiful, beautiful readers...

Also...

"I Didn't know Cambridge was there!!?!"

WTF Blogspot... WTF...

2009-09-21T02:38:00.000-07:00

What the Fuck Blogspot, yeah! thats right I'm talking to you, I go through the effort of making a nice new title and you go and piss on my face.

First time I uploaded it it was fine, fitted perfectly, then I noticed you mashed the quality of the image, I was like, OH REALLY!?! and went into photoshop and adjusted the image quality NOTING TO DO WITH ITS SIZE!!

Then I, and this is the kicker, accidently close photoshit without saving the image as a PSD.. I was a little annoyed but thought its ok at least I have my image, I loaded it in and you piss in my face, so I think shit, must be something I changed, nevermind I kept the orignal one that worked fine, I'll use that and skrimp on the quality (which btw you still ruined in the improved version) but no, you go and piss in my face and my mothers face as she's eating breakfast, and piss in my dads face when he is sleeping and piss in Rizel's face while he is playing monster hunter, and Piss in Kriss's face when he is just putting his moped helmet, you piss in Claire's face when she is drinking morning coffie on oh and not to mention you piss in phils face when he is making close connections to lemons and herrings.... yeah FUCK YOU BLOGSPOT!

Penance

2009-09-19T14:22:00.000-07:00

Another shit day, after the op my mouth has been rendered usless, I cannot eat, opening my mouth more than a few minimeters results in my stiches going tight...

So for two days now I have not eaten, I have drank lots of water etc, I can't Drink alcohol, I quit smoaking, so I can't do that... My Jade Dynisty character [MMORPG] has no money to buy heal items to lvl, my stepmania skills have vanished thanks to herion tablets [need them for pain]. Cant go outside as face is very swollen and looks like a hampster eating a lot of food, everyone has gone out drinking and left me, I have nothing to do, I would sleep but I have done that practically all day, I would have been (if not for tooth sernario) at a party with phil, but there is no chance of that... Mums sun roast, the highlight of my week, I cannot eat... I can't even have a wank, as the pills kill my sex drive.

I have no games to play, and TV is full of mind numbing spurit crushing crap.

I have... Nothing...

Next few days are really going to test me, I hate being lonley :/

Tooth Final Boss

2009-09-17T14:29:00.000-07:00

Got surgery on my tooth tomorrow... Not looking foward to it, but once its done its done, I hope the pain will stop and I'll be able to eat on both sides of my mouth, stop taking weird painkillers and get on with my life.

As for life, I've been writing down my plans, and then breaking them down into small sections so there is some sort of organization in this life. I plan to get the buisness up and running soon, as for what this will intail I have still got to fully decide.

I'm applying for a job at the musem doing 3D and graphical design, no idea if I will get it but not really that fuessed, I only need a job until I can afford to pay for the buisness stuff, like Idealily need enough to get my new PC up and running for recractonal use and transer all data from my mian PC and convert it into a graphical super power, remove all the clutter form it etc. Also need ot get a few posters printed and buisness cards, as well as the website up and running.

Been Playing Jade dynisty, trying to hit lvl 60 tonight :/ easy botting really as it requires me to only by the items and tell my esper bot to kill.

Was looking at the Rpg revolution forums, seems I'm still a magazine member and one of the sites leaders informed me that I will be apart of the new magazine when its in production.

I have also got to do more work on My rpg maker VX game "A guards tale" I need to finialize the battle system before I can press onwards, once I aquire a new mouse where the Roller wheel works, I can start making the FMV sequences for my game :]

So lets just see how things go!

LEVEL COMPLETE!!

2009-09-15T04:50:00.000-07:00

LEVEL COMPLETE:

RANK: B

LIVES LOST: 3

EXP BONUS: 40,000

TITLE EARNED: MA

Yeah if you had not guessed, I finally finished my MA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm really proud of myself from comming out of high school with a double C in science and my teachers telling me I'd never become anything, Now I have the highest level of education I could possibly achieve in the feild I like most, Digital Art.

It's been well 8 years since high school, and to finally end my "beginners quest" in my planned life is amazing, basically like all good MMO's I can now travel to the diffrent areas and hopefully soon enough this country and begin my true adventure.

I'd like to thank Michelle, my best friend, for having to put up with the terrible moods I've been in and for going through depression once again, I'd also like to say thanks for calling the NHS for my emergancy dental appointment at 11pm to only get the call back at 4:50 am.

Phil, from my year has basically been my personal tutor, I don't believe that he is greatly more intellegant than me BUT however he is infinatly more organized than me, and passing this course would have been 50-60 tiomes more difficult, so thanks Phil.

It seemed like my luck had gone into the minus region, and it had, everything that could have gone wrong at any point did, but I feel this was fate, giving me the hardest ride so that I would take the most away from this experience.

during this time of bad luck and sadness, I longed for company, Kriss provided me with the male company I needed he was also basically my tech support and personal advisor, he is unaware, but I'm very proud that he helped me and even more proud how much time and effoprt he personally injected, as this is normally a difficult area for him.

Female company, I had none, I spent the last year and a half bitter about the last woman thet totally used my feeling and my good nature, so I found it hard to get close to anyone really. But recently the oppisite has happoened, somehow I have managed to attract several stalkers, now this would have been great for the old me, about a year odd ago, but now, I have just built too big a wall around me. Maybe given some time, and hoping my tooth gets sorted soon I'll be of f these herion dirivative pills and my mood will be better, plus stop having halucinations and other weird side effects...

From now on I promise to update this blog at least 3 times a week...

Anyway, I've rabbled on enough, goodbye you beautiful, beautiful readers...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!

2009-06-24T04:05:00.000-07:00

Good morining readers...

It is I kiko here, with another update for your taste buds.

Recently I have been bogged down with uni work, and as a result, have not had much time for anything really.

9-10am Wake up

10-10:30 Eat

10:30 Go for a run / Wii fit / Weights.

12:00 Go to liburary and do uni work, check mail, kadokado.com etc
*only avalible tue/wed/fri/sat*
12:00 -2:00 (when liburary is closed) Read Books.

2:00 -5:00 (If sunny, Go and relax, sunbath etc.)

5:00-6:00 Do Rpg Maker VX Project

6:00-6:30 Eat

7:00- Get on Pc and Digitize more work

8:00-Go out, enjoy the night, drink if others are. if not see below.

8:00-10:00 Play PC games/Uni work/Art

10:00-11:00 Go for late run

12:00/1:00/2:00 Sleep

Repeat...

It's been a long time...

2009-06-09T04:41:00.000-07:00

Hello dear readers, I know there... like.... probably one person.

Anyway, This is a reminder that I am here, its just that at this moment I'm in the midst of my Final project in my masters final at uni.

So yeah...

anyway....

CRAPCOM thats the new logo for the once loyal japaniese video games company, responsible for the deval may cry, resident evil and of course the Monster hunter franchise (with all its "other" products it's pratically a franchise)

This company has STILL to give its western audience the PC version of monster hunter.
A friend of mine ghosted his IP and played, he spoke a sentence of english, and was instantly banned and char deleted.
A bit Zenophobic, and this also happens on the Final Fantasy 11 Servers, where japaniese players make a black list agenst the western world, madness!!!

Anyway, yeah.... grrrr....

Oh and as far as the great warzone 2100, the wars still rage, and soooooon the new texture and game renderer will be created soon.

GRAAAWWWLLLLL IT'S A ME!

2009-03-14T04:27:00.000-07:00

*EDIT, YOU WILL NEED TO RIGHT CLICK AND "SAVE IMAGE AS" TO VIEW THESE BANNERS AND LOGO AS BLOGSPOT'S A DICK AND CROPS MY SHIT*

Welcome viewers.
Updates:
For Forums, that I'm currently in, Tonanitsu and RpgRpgRevolution.

NEW AVATAR!!! WOOOOO *ill have this at the start of al lthe new posts, so you can define posts by era of avatar...starting form now obviousley XD

My Entry For the Forum Logo of RpgRpgRevolution Compition. WISH ME LUUUCK!!! looks like the relentless logo ¬_¬

Today is sunny... ish, And I plan to make use of my WEIRD awakining at 8am, i watched some spongebob and poweranges YEEEAH!!! MEGA FUN... no- no ULTRAAAAA FUN!!

Anyway I have no access to the car as my flatmate michelle has taken it to london... to see a play... bit extreme if you aske me, but you did'nt.

I will HOPEFULLY be getting the internet soon, which will result in *drum roll* DAILY UPDATES!!! RAAAAGGWWW

Tempted to DDR my face off today but I still ache from taekwondo...But i'll probably end up on it.

Mark wanted to go to yarmoth but alas no car ;_;.

Plans... Well I PLAN to make a planner, so my days are more structured, and since this new awakaning I want to maximize each day.

So no more stupid lay ins, no more staying up till 4 just because I can.

I'm eating better, not smoking... still drinking but I'm poor so i cant really :)

Playing more games, and Cracking on with uni work and my two games I'm developing.

I' add support banners... they are a little big for forums, So when I get the chance, I'll resize them.

Oh, Also, if anyone who reads this, which I know is a small amount, wants to push some graphical or design work my way, feel free.

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P E A C E READERS.

Metal Tooth Solid... And the curse of the numb face attacker...

2009-02-19T02:06:00.000-08:00

Today readers, I was once again, awoken by the spearing pain of a raw nerve wanting attention.
My tooth to be exact...

lets jump back a little, say four days...

*Que bad blurring effect, and weird zooming graphics for flashbacks*

My tooth, oh, holy shit, it hurts...

I was just minding my own business when, BAMMO! pain, naturally after a few minutes of just repeating the same swear word, I decided to try and live with the pain.
About 6 hours later I decided that pain was for pussies and that real men solve their problems with drugs!
So after consuming some 'meds' my pain stopped.

SWEET DEAL!

but after 4 hours, the 'meds' wore off...

BAD TIMES...

So I took another hit, and continued this method until I slept, now I could have easily booked an emergency appointment with the dentist but I had guests conveniently.
So that was off the cards for four days ;_;
I repeated the pain removal method using meds, while clearly ignoring the dosage limit for each day, yes I'm aware that this method is slightly... fucking stupid, and my liver has probably lost all ability to function.
Then I booked an appointment with the dentist, the same day (yesterday) I arrived and was told that the nerve is exposed and dying, so he preformed a root fill... a painful injection later I could STILL feel everything he was doing, ouch!
sensing my considerable discomfort he injected the tooth, I moved my head slightly during this procedure, thus tipping anesthetic into my mouth and swallowing some, I followed normal protocol by unleashing a devastating 'X' and 'D' (fearing it might be my last...)
But it was ok, I had a numb throat face, and general appearance.

Anyway after suffering somewhat, I still have tooth ache, no idea how long this will last or how much more abuse my liver will accept before throwing in the towel...

:/

Peace readers...

Fallout 3, good times, bad times... and stuff :D

2009-02-10T04:55:00.000-08:00

well for some reason I can't upload my screenshots....

Bad times.

Bad times

GRAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2009-01-24T02:55:00.000-08:00

h e l l o m y n a m e i s k i k o j u i

i l i k e t h e s e a a n d s p a c e s i n t e x t !

S L E E P ?!

2009-01-16T04:33:00.000-08:00

Thats right folks.
I finally got sleep.
2 days without it was very interestering indeed!!

I Can't remember chunks of the days, I slept on the bus and fell onto and asleep-an old ladys crotch. -_-

I could not drive anywhere due to frequent "hallucinatons".

And university lectures were strangley "exciting", not sure what I was seeing.

So um yeah, sleep and junk was fun, slept like a log!

*note to self*
Need to, now I have less uni work, to mod our DDR machine.
Anyone have a tutorial??

Take care you beautiful beautiful readers!

3 wise men, a bowel of salad, A flame thrower a pineapple and a fist full of luck... I smell a War brewing.

2009-01-07T05:28:00.000-08:00

NEWS TODAY:

CRUMPLED FORCES RETREAT FROM WARZONE!

A UN offical commented on the sterling efforts of Lord Kikojui, and his successful taticts in the long winded campaign in the once desolate zone of "Alpha impact" Where the first of Nexus technology was discovered, and destroyed, leaving an immense creator.
The NPG (National Protection Guard) was unable to assist Kikojui due to the previous defeat of there own forces held at the "Battle for Sandcastles" last year.
CoNE Corp's force's, felt comfortable with the new leaders abilitys and labled Kikojui as a tactic master, and counter attack specialist.
"A Battle far and wide", This was the famous quote of the now ressurected Winston Churchill as he described the great war to the press during "Beta impact".
We caught up with Kikojui in CoNE Corps HQ in "NewCaravan", CoNE Corps latest Sattalite.
When we asked if he had any technical issues he replied with "Our production facility was sabotauged by Nexus nationalist's. This created a problem as we had to revert to the old MK2 model plans for our units". So what this means to us, is that the old MK2 model tanks had only enough internal power supplies to support one primary weapon, and as your all aware, CoNE's Army relies on diverse stratagy that initialises both weapons to give units advantages over multiple tasks.
We also asked him if the rumors that the satillite station built during the campaign was in fact a weapon?
He simply replied "Nexus better hope not!".
With pressure rising and the global threat from other terroist activities, CoNE's forces will no doubt be placed in the feild soon.
With this comes great news, CoNE the NPG and the ESA (Earths Survivors Army) now claim to finally own 15% of the planets resources, and 22.5% of the total land lost during "Metal Change" two hundered years ago.

NEW THREAT? OR REVOULTIONITS'S?:

As NeoChina Attack yet another NT (Nexus Terrorists) Oil and production center, the UN call's the attack a massicare and a use of un nessecary force.
Civillian casualties rise as the oil refinary and production centers were decoys where POW's were held as production slaves, thanks to nano machines we could identify the strain to MK3 Nexus nanobots.
The World watchs on as these battles take place. UNORTHODOX NEOCHINA DESTROYS PRODUCTION CENTER

A horizon of sunbeams...

2008-12-02T03:49:00.000-08:00

Over the hill a shadow removes a segment of sky, this figure slowley approaches you.

It is me, Kiko, Back from a long break.

And I brought back something I used to love but for some reason forgot.

8 bit.

The Audio, graphics and gameplay, second to none.

But I got to keep this on the low down, because those faker emo's and "scene" cults are currently obsessed with this too, but not the right reasons. yeah 8 bit is cool, but don't even talk to me unless you have seen heard and played the best.

Audio, Kirby's dreamland, some game on the amiga where you play as a little girl jumping through the forest fighting things like bees etc, switchblade, turrican 1/2, syndicate, Alien breed, second samurai, bubble bobble, any bitmap bro's game... and so on.

ok anyway, if anyone still reads this then say so, if not say so, damn webghost. OOOOHHHH

"the village?"

Dance Dance Mega Sun Lotion

2008-08-14T06:29:00.000-07:00

So as the DDR compitition looms over, my training has been increased to meet the demand of expectaton of my student, Mark.
His DDR skills have doubled each month of training and i am now having to speed up to keep him from my heels.

anyway I am prepared for the tournement and will give it my all... Wish me luck viewers.

Work your cares away, worry for another day...

2008-06-30T08:02:00.000-07:00

Fuckking right bitch.

Tastes like chicken and hot monkey sweat with dancing old ladies riding inflatable wales that ressemble a microwaves insides.

Dam song should be "Work your brain away, muhhun mumhn mhu mun muhum mummun, muhmmunmum Down in fraggle rock.

So like a pedo in mothercare, its warm in here, got to go you beautiful viewers.

I has worked too hard :(

so for you.

A cheap LOL.

Ironically this is the phrase that comes from my moth the most when playing "sliding coloured cube of confusion".

peace.

If I have to wait another damn day...

2008-06-18T08:54:00.000-07:00

I love monster hunter, and monster hunter 2, BUT now there is a monster hunter 2 G!!!

The "G" by the way, stands for GOOD the game looks amazing.

All it really is, is an expansion set for the game so to speak, new missions/monsters/armours/weapons and a system that lets you hire cats to fight for you!

damn... even writing about this is getting me pissed.

*above image is another reason capcom kicked it's europe audiuence right in the babymaker*

I present to you! MONSTER HUNTER FRONTEIR!!

more monsters, weps, etc but this time its a realtime MMO (use's PC's and internet to play, instead of PSP and social abilitys)

most of the good bits from frontier, made it onto monster hunter 2 G, but this is a "Asia" only game. IP's from western countries are banned from playing.

thanks Crapcom, thanks a lot.

soon there will be monster hunter movies that will only be for eastern countries and not to mention clothing, that if a westerner wears, will combust.

Crapcom.

bah.

Hi you beautiful beautiful readers, i am back ;)

2008-05-19T09:19:00.002-07:00

I am back readers...

Hi you beautiful beautiful readers, i am back ;)

2008-05-19T09:19:00.000-07:00

its me, Boo!

Back for another round, been a little up in the air but I promise I will return.

Fuckking Tired...

2008-02-27T20:22:00.001-08:00

I am sooo tired... its 4:24 am...

GRAAAAA

MINESWEEPER!!!

torrents...

beer...

too many smokes...

good night, you beautiful, beautiful readers.

BANZU

2008-02-25T04:30:00.000-08:00

I fuckkinh need help XD

PHIL!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!

fuck.

2008-02-25T04:29:00.000-08:00

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!

One BIG fuckking mistake!! Like... Godzilla on crack riding in a godzilla scaled hummer with fighter jet wings comming out the size swinging the moon

2008-02-25T04:25:00.001-08:00

...

f u c k

I thought my resubmission of the MA bore unit, oops i mean MA Core unit, was on the 28th....

No no no it was the 21st... meaning that even though i had done it last week i thought i could wait until i go to uni this thursday and hand it in.

But because i have no net at home yet, i only got the message warning me i needed it in on the 21st, on the 21st...

see, no good can come from not having the internet.

looks like i might be fucked.

shit.

You Fuckking What?!

2008-01-31T08:09:00.000-08:00

Yeah thats right, you heard.

I HATE ARMOURED CORE :(

...

I LOVE ARMOURED CORE!!

¬_¬

I am at uni atm, checking mail etc, I decided to go to mc donalds, don't ask why as I am totally unsure myself, maybe some suttle propaganda "influenced" me... who knows.

Anyway man it sucked a cat's testie.

Someone had apparantly got confused and instead of saturating my food with fat, it was apparantly dropped into a vat of salt and pepper, no joke, it was a black burger, and it was not from burning, pure pepper, totally rendering it un eatable (for a normal man).
I pushed the boundrys of tourture and ate it.
Fuckking gross.
Never again.
ever.
r.

Sweet mother of pear, it's 4:15!! I got like 5 mins to a meeting.

Then I go pick jackus up, slap him about and drive him home where I shall shackle him and put an apple in his mouth...

Peace.

You beautiful beautiful readers ;)

Good MORNING VIETNAM!!... Oh? afternoon is it eh?

2008-01-30T04:18:00.000-08:00

Recently, through several way's, I have managed to trick my body into waking up at stupid'o clock but not the am kind.

12 and 1 pm seem to be the favourites.

So tomorrow I am setting my alarm for 9am, I aim by next week to naturally wake at 8:30am that would totally rule.

W-W-W-W-W-WICKED SICK!!!

Next up is my buisness... I really have got to knuckle down and get this prep work done -_-;

I have also noticed, since this year all my sentences have been getting more and more spaced apart. Why the fuck have I been doing this.

I'll tell you.

(FUUUCCK DID IT AGAIN)

UNINTERNET syndrome.

Slowley but surley I have been shutting down my 1337 net skills (not that I had any but meh)

So as time goes on Ill space these more and more apart until I use a page a sentence.

Ok... Feel a bit better now, kinda.

BRAIN BLEEDINLG DIFFICULT!!

unaccetable.

Why I am Actually A Douch...But soon to be Awsome, so the balance is restored.

2008-01-29T03:36:00.000-08:00

Greetings It is me again... Of coirse, I mean who else would you have been expecting to hear from on here?

Well, It has come to my attention that I am actually A Douch. Fact.

I'll Explain, I have a handfull of contacts that I regulaly Talk with on MSN.

Two of them are hot, and the fact I am not talking to these people makes me a douch.

Anyway Also I Fuckking Miss rappelz, Youtube, 4chan*shudders*, Chating on msn, downloading shit, watching shit, Animethat.com, ebaumsworld.com, newgrounds.com, Rpgpalace, Capcom Monsterhunter forums, forums, porn and um, Arranging Wicked sick meet up's with some of my contacts.

Basicly, I miss the net.

So...

I plan to get it like A.S.A.P I am going to phone for it today. :)

So I'l be on again soon :)

:)<------ *that one was for fun*

Ok, Now Once I have got nets I'll be offically Awsome!!! nice eh?!

Right, I am off now

Got to go see God and negotiate a broadband package I can afford :P

Ill contact him once I scale this damn ladder...

Oh And Toko Is Looming over the horizon.... 4 Days of awsome await...

Live for the life not the moment... 3 mins to shutdown.

2008-01-28T06:38:00.000-08:00

Ok only got a small amount of time before it happens...

Just thought I'd say hi and I love you all :)

anyway, it draws near and I only have this chance until I get the oppitunity to see you face to face in the other world.

Stay vigilant Readers...

Peace...

A few good men and a few good days...

2008-01-09T09:01:00.000-08:00

A couple of days ago i had a visitor (Rizel) for 4 days of mayhem and fun.this became an epic 4 days of sleeping and just chillaxing to the max!
then a couple of days later, I had both the legandary Jackus and rizel at the same time!!!
this became EPIC forest wandering, tree felling, ropeswinging, Ragnarok learning 3 days of Epic win.
I only hope I get more visitors soon...

Soon my pretty's... Very Very soon...

Long time no.... post

2008-01-04T05:01:00.000-08:00

Hello my astute readers.

first of all, happy new year!!!

I spent mine playing cards in a poory lit room.

losing chips and sanity.

annnyway after hording kills for the "loot" I have finally saved up enough to buy this bad boy.

God smiled and all was right with the world.

oh I still have the worst luck ever, but at least I can now take super awsome pics about it XD.

So, today I will be taking images of the flat and maybe myself, if your lucky :P

Hopefully I will have the much needed tech support from a good friend of mine called "jackusuperawsomevertimeatragnarokonline"

he will hopefully be all I need ot have my private RO server up and running.

anyone interested in joining the server, please feel free to email me or something as only a very tiny percent of my readers actually use blogspot, tisk tisk.

right gtg now and harrass a friend and get my pics done.

CHOW!!

I fucking miss rappelz ;_;

The Fallen king...

2007-12-06T05:02:00.000-08:00

Yes... Thats right folks, I got my own place!!!

sharing with a flat mate or how else could I afford it :(

This is, for now until I upload pics, an accurate vgersion of my "Castle"

Adults only please :P

Soon there will be pics but until then you will just have to make do!

The long awaited return of a good old friend...

2007-11-25T14:36:00.000-08:00

yes...

A game...

INTRODUCING ALL THAT IS AWESOME!!!

R A P P E L Z !!Don't I look awesome on maximum settings :) shame the glow makes your eyes feel constantly out of focus :(

Anyway, Rappelz( http://rappelz.gpotato.com/ ) Is a sister game from the company Gala-Net, a originally Korean MMO producer, with many games on the market (Flyff, Space cowboy, Corum and so on.)

They make "ok" games that are, and this is its main selling point, FREE to play FOREVER!!!

"But how do they make there moneys?!" I hear you cry!, Well dry up those tears and absorb another amazing fact from this sage of wisdom.
They have an online shop with premium items that cost real money, but these items only enrich the feel and are not mandatory for good game play.

The game does have flaws. *Me glitch'd into my pet turtle, rightly named Godzilla*

Me glitch'd into the world... and I lost my HUD... Fantastic.

You never forget your first pet... even when its a rental and its heart fails and dies on you when you needed it the most
*note the n00b next to me laughing at my dismay, I'd say on a personal analysis of this behavior relates to the rather undersized and festering organ that graces his inner thigh*

you know what else I never forget...How this game favors America.
It's like they have korea by the balls and are saying "we want to celebrate thanks giving, now make a shitty item and sell it for ridiculous moneys...I got mine in a drop and promptly used it... it was rubbish btw.
I miss the good old days when I had friends in the game I knew in real life...
^_^
Well at least I got a pet turtle... who, for an object that has no personality, complains a lot.

It's probably for all the times I decide to go "exploring" and end up lost and surrounded by high lvl enimies, I'll normally make a break for it and leave the turtle for dead, ill get killed and he will sit on my dead body wile I shout "FUUUUUCK, RUN, RUN TURTLE YOU FUCKWIT!!!" then he will die... and some high lvl player will suddeny appear and say..."ooo thats not good"

Ironically, It the small things in life *for rappelz* that make you wanna grit your teeth and throw yourself off a bridge, where, laying at the bottom, is a new material like glass but sharper and for some reason causes more pain that humanly possible to absorb without fainting.... yeah lashings of that.

Please not the box in the left hand side of the last screenshot, thats a list of quests, I was doing the last one, when I got it I was like ooooooo *Ignoring the name and its suggestion* "I got to take this item to this NPC, wow they really know how to throw a challenge my way"

Anyway folks, Play this and send me your player name...

umm...

OH SHIT I FORGOT SOMTHING REALLY INPORTANT!
(this always happens to me, forget something vital, then bam right at the end remember it)

READY?

You lose the game.

The journey awaits...

2007-11-14T12:58:00.000-08:00

An epic journey to university awaits me.

And as Phill instructed, I needed the best wit, enormous amounts of luck and of course the staple £4 for the cafe's most delicious offerings.

this will not be an easy task.

It will be as difficult, some may say, than this!!

And I'll need mad horse chopping skillz like this!!

I will meet foe's STRONGER than this fiend.And Throw ketchup sachets at people with great velocity! LIKE A NINJA!

I will need the following equipment...

WEP:
PSP(sub equipped with monster hunter2) Books and mass's of paperwork (fight off boredom and the feminist lecture lady)
Armor:
Sub framed cotton stabilizer (coat)
Money:
enough for the ride there and foodage.
Accessory:
Headphones to drown out the mulling of the bus zombies.

tomorrow will be made of much WIN!!!

Good day to you, the astute readers!
wish me luck ^_^

Slave to the machine...

2007-11-12T14:10:00.000-08:00

Me at work... I am too short to be in shot, but believe me I am there!

I as you know, work for Argos...

Argos and it's corporate dictatorship rule theses once beautiful lands with the other warlords, Tesco, Sainsburys, Asda, mcDonalds etc.

This force combined creates an insurmountable force that even scared away the gods.

They are all ruled by the overlord, an unknown entity and with powers beyond imagination.

I, myself work under the Argos warlord, her oppression and tyranny have lead me to work as a slave, feeding the machine thats hunger grows daily.

Another shit day.

2007-11-07T13:08:00.000-08:00

Just another shit day.

This post was only slightly overdue.

2007-11-03T08:28:00.000-07:00

ok, it's been a while eh?!

How are YOU!

yes you, the ever astute reader.

good I hope!

Well recently a LOT more has happened.

I'll bullet point these little beauty's.

1. Recently been working in the warehouse of my local Argos...
I am not saying for a second that I am more qualified or intellectual then the "management" division, But I do however think I could run that place a LOT better, the stock system is about 10 years out of date. The system requires us (warehouse guys) to unload the 15 ton's or so of stock (daily) unpack the stock cages, note(on a paper sheet) the amount we counted of each stock and compare this to the invoice, then transport this stock and place it in it's locations.
it's far, far quicker to use a barcode reader and beep off each box... anyway, not to mention the poor leadership management, where the leaders of sections are the people you NEVER actually see.

2.The adjustment of waking at 5-6 am from my normal comfy 9-10am is difficult.

3. Finding time for uni work is difficult, on my degree course i'd spent 3-6 hours a day of solid working, now i am lucky to get 1-2.

4.More importantly, finding time for myself seems to have disappeared completely. seems the older we get, the less we care about ourself, maybe it's just me who knows.

5.About a week ago I was pretty seriously ill (by my standards, theres obviously lots worse, I mean this is coming from someone who never took a day off work and had a almost flawless school attendance).
Doctors were not sure what was wrong with me, Strong chest pains, shortness of breath, and the worst of all (for me) Constant sickness whenever I ate. which led to a total of 8 days of not eating at all.
Apparently this was all due to stress.

6.My personal life has been up in the air and finally landed face down.

7.I still not got a car, just borrowing a friends at this moment.

8.Possibility of getting a flat (YAHOO) this would mean lots of drinking and lots of being away from my prison, oops sorry I was trying to type home.
The above image is a visual representation of me doing my best to fit in, I am the younger one, with no apparent skin color or morals.

9. The odd one out.

At uni, in my class, it's safe to say there is an age gap not sure how much nor do I really care, but there are other differences from background to personal culture. I am really finding it hard to fit in at this moment. I guess I have always been one to block out most people I don't often get close to people, but when I do I make friends for life and I am very loyal. so it's not all bad.
I am sure there will be a time when I bond with someone there (other than Phil as I spent the last 3 years with him:) )
There are a couple of students there I'd like to get to know, but again it's the wall i make that stops me getting to people easily.

but other than that life is ok, I bought my first video game since monster hunter 2. Lost planet, ill let you know if its as good as it looks.

peace.

The Talk about my death was highly overatted...

2007-09-19T02:48:00.000-07:00

yes thats right viewers...

Apparantly, I am dead.

How I'd Imagine my gave's may look like, one for each severed limb.

This all came about when i had the great pleaseure of writing off my car on monday night..

(This is purly a visual representation of my car doing its best inpression of working perfectly *Stole that off Phil* Ironically, even in the state that car is in that pic, it is still a better looking car than mine before I crashed it collided with that "other" car)

So, soon after, the rumor truck pulled up in lie's ville and before I knew it I was apparantly "dead"

I'll have you know I am living till 120, so this was OBVIOUSLY a lie.

anyway... I am alive...

So meh...

RF ONLINE!!

2007-08-29T04:30:00.000-07:00

I made this image, and it was supposed to be really funny, but alas, this blogger smite'd me by resizing the image to a size where the text is now unreadable.

Basically, I was having an argument with an NPC simply because he was korean, yes the private server I play this on is korean, so i can't even finish my quests as there in korean, plus the tutorial consisted of korean...

Basically, any information available to me was in korean, and to top it, a mech of awesomeness was like "n00bs, you gotta love um".

anyway i have started playing this game, just because I always wanted to...

anyway now off..

Got work tomorrow ^_-

The day EPIC WIN flew by...

2007-08-28T16:28:00.000-07:00

First of all...

Drum roll please...

YES THATS RIGHT I GOT A JOB!!!

Its a warehouse job, mainly manual labor which is good, I'd like to flex my guns.

Secondly, i got to wear my suit, dubbed, "the lady killer" I don't normally blow my own tune but man, this suit, i was even attracted to my reflection.

Best bit was, I was interviewed by two ladies, and thanks to the suit and my +400 chraisma, i landed the job.

VICTORY FOR THE UNDERDOG!!!

ok time to party.

*raves out*
*rocks out*
*Break dances*
*flails*

Ok I am done now.

so I shall be nice and let you listen to one of my current favorite songs/music videos, yeah I know, I am amazing :P

Good weather, Good day.

2007-08-27T08:17:00.000-07:00

Today, i woke at about 11:45 am, yeah i know, LAZY.

I got a message form a company regarding possible work, which is weird as i was watching outlaw star and i remember the quote "its fine work will come my way when its ready", i was like yeah it would be good for that to happen.

*outlaw star, probably one of the most awesome anime's ever made, go to www.alloftv.net, and look for it under anime, its all 26 episodes streamed off that one site ^_-*

then Bam, RPG conveniently, i got an interview tomorrow *cool because I get to wear my lady killer suit, and i hear its a female doing the interview, so time to work that charm and charisma.

I bought the nessecary materials to make an 8ft sword today too, going to make it later, ill post a pic of the finished product.

for now peace.

As one day fades to another.

2007-08-26T17:28:00.000-07:00

I have noticed something, even though its always been obvious its not really noticeable unless you pull a few all nighters in a row.

Days don't really end. I know, its an obvious fact, but there is always something going on wile we sleep, and sleep indicates to us that this day is over and when you wake its the next day.

many times i come to this same conclusion, we do all believe that are life is segmented by days, months and years, when really its all just one long grind.

weird huh, i guess as humans we find comfort in thinking that our life has a pause mode at night, and also that at night nothing can happen to us because we are no longer awake.

just thought i'd point that out.

WHAT THE HELL!!!

2007-08-23T14:24:00.001-07:00

TANK CAT IS NOT AMUSED!!

worship him!!

I once knew a tank cat... he was a legend.

wonderfull...

2007-08-23T14:21:00.000-07:00

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-IKFBkOJciw

XD

Hello world!!

2007-08-23T14:06:00.000-07:00

first up.

face.

second up.

how are you readers?

as bored as possible, hah been there.
hopefully i got something interesting planned at the weekend, lets just see how all that fonizzle shit hits that can lid?

man i have no idea what i am typing anymore.

so why bother i hear you ask?

no idea... just do and I WILL TYPE!!

YES

I DID EAT THAT FUCKING DOUGH NUT AND I KNOW HOW THAT CAT GOT IN THE BIN! but i ain't telling.

anyway, as is a frog in a blender, lets rap this up.

a feeling of weirdness has enveloped this smidgen of a fucking existence, and now its time to fight back *grabs a beer*.

Raise a glass for the underdog, and pray for the safe return of that forgotten hero... what ever he was called, we shall dine in hell and mark that oven dish with the grease of a thousand lost dreams and cook the souls of all those that tried and fail'd hard.

this is our stand, our fight and it's gonna be my damn beer.

so, like a scrotum, here it is in a nut shell.

F A C E C A K E S

Why I have not been updating for a wile.

2007-08-14T13:58:00.000-07:00

You May, or may not, have been wondering why I have not posted in a good while.

There are several factors to the slowing down of progress reports to you guys, the viewers.

Recently i have undertaken several projects 3D and 2D that have consumed a lot of my ever diminishing time.

Plus there were a few festivals and con's that too required my time and devotion to the highly practiced art of drunkenness.

NOT to mention that currently i am living away form home (as I was Exiled from that land a week or two back).

So now i live as a recluse with a local hermit.
He took me in and now i am subjected to every possible form of mental torture as i live out my remaining days.

Its ok, there are many advantages to being in my position.

1. Doing anything becomes 1000X harder.

2. No alone time.

3. Comfortable sofas, I mean beds are SO overrated.

4. Lack of food had made me a lot thinner, so thats always food (Size Zero here i come)

5. I have time to sit here and write my blog ^_^.

So now I am jobless, homeless and very very bed less.
I look forward to getting a job so that i can keep my mind from wandering from thought to thought about post modern feminism and planetary destruction.

so yeah, life is good.

I have to go now, i have nothing better to do but I may as well just sit and fester on this sofa and imagine that there may well be better days to come.

Also i have a feeling that this is not the bottom of the life pit yet, theres a little part of me bracing myself for some serious impact related damage.

Koi is IMMORTAL!

2007-08-14T13:56:00.000-07:00

Ok...

To clear this up as easily as possible, Koi is NOT dead...

why...

No idea, he is there... alive...again...

And apparently the Koi can fuse with water itself and become invisible.

...six damn days

2007-06-16T13:26:00.000-07:00

Koi is dead...

I got one for 40 big ones and he lasted six days... thats longer than the goldfish i won on a fair.

found the tail of this mofo floating around in the pond(as oppose to where?!)

the culprit.

I bloody hate that bird...

now i got to get rid of all this negative karma.

Koi's R us

2007-06-10T05:49:00.000-07:00

yup thats a real name of a real shop, selling Koi carp, I am heading off there shortly to aquire a pet on the same thinking wavelength as me, yes a fish.

so...

Fisshy crackers all round boys and girls

~DDR~

2007-06-02T11:12:00.001-07:00

DDR (Dance Dance Revolution for those unaware)
is one of my physical hobbies that i endure.

Today I finally passed a song called "paranoia Survivor max" on the setting Heavy.

w00t for me... I'd been trying to do it all last week too -_-

Tried the Oni version but was rolled up and tossed aside. So more learning. Once i achieve it i will have a 100% clear on all 8th extreme mix songs, funny as it took me 2 years to do that on the 5th mix back in the day, and i have only had the 8th mix since well last month ^ ^
aaaaaaaanyway, heading out again on an adventure maybe.
cya.

Three men and a gun could not put it together.

2007-06-01T17:15:00.000-07:00

HAHA

Day two in this riducluls blog thingy... As much as I love ranting, i got a little bit of praising to do today.

Dan Fox... A student on my course has today, sat (out of his own time) and helped me do my entire scenes lighting rigg and display systems, wile giving friendly and usfull advice on the procedings of my project... basically he is filling that massive void that would normally be filled with lectures... enought on that front.

Anyway without this guy, i'd have trouble keeping my head out of the water. so many thankies to you dude *salute*.

MORE NOISE!!

Its another day in the desert BUT to my suprise the drilling has actually stopped!
...
and been replaced with a new faster lower frequency one... sounds like what i'd envison hell to sound like (minus the cheeky girls).

Work wise...
I am on track i think.

OH and finally after two solid days of trying to learn the new maya plugin shave... finally i got it working YAY

I almost thought about using my monitor as device that i could drop out the window on the drill guy... but lucky for him i cracked it so that diffussed a lot of stress..

HEALTH CHECK!

yeah i have lost like a stone in like 2 weeks... not really sure why...
BUUUT i have given up fizzy drinks(beer maybe be fizzy but it is not a mere DRINK!!)

anyway, weekend, trampolienes and the smell of fresh victory all await me. chow.

I hate so many things about maya.

2007-05-30T14:15:00.000-07:00

Today was another wasted effort on the work front.

As I once again slumped into the pre heated desert chair of heat based doom, I came to realise a very inportant factor regarding my whereabouts in life.

Again, for the... oh wait i cant remember... well anyway apparently there has to be a guy outside our room with a nematic drill playing speed core wile blowing a whistle... I over heard some guy as he was talking about how if he was to ever stop wile i am there the world would implode.(But then again the guys that often go to churchills are a little...tapped.

so we have a fantastic mix of work related stress, drilling, 70000000000000000000 degree tempratures and on top of that idiots that pretend there on the course wile all the time complaining about how bad the course is.... grow up and grow balls, if we were spoon fed as much as them we would not be in our mess, but at least we accept the fact.

anyway... maya sucks, i am half a day behind my schedule... soon the prelude of destruction will become apparant and all those that made a stand will be tested.